Ur Dick 

Abbreviation for urban dictionary.

I went on Ur Dick recently.

Ur Dick by G-steezy July 2, 2014

ur dick 

non existent

ur dick small

ur dick by Ur mom go peepeepoopoo October 19, 2020

Ur dick a shrimp 

The most hurtful words of all time

Sergio: ur mum gay
Jaden: ur dick a shrimp
*world ends*

Ur dick a shrimp by ImYoDaddy03 May 21, 2018

ur dick a tic 

apart of the insults such as ur mom big gay or ur granny a tranny, but this one is far worse.

Jim: I don’t even know why u broke up with me.
Jim’s Ex Girlfriend: Cause ur dick a tic.
Jim starts to heat up from the inside then soundenly explodes and instantly goes to hell along with his destroyed ego and forever is insulted by the demons in hell.

ur dick a tic by bernard pipes May 15, 2018

thinkin with ur dick 

When a girl or guy places sex above most other things eg friends, work, study, their other relationships

“Dude, don’t fuck her it’ll destroy your friendship with mike. Just stop thinkin with ur dick.”
horny Nymphomania SexDemon

thinkin with ur dick by SnaveBelac October 30, 2017

Whip ur dick out wednesday 

Every wendsday is whip ur dick out wednesday.

It’s self explanatory.

Hey Nate it’s whip ur dick out wednesday!

Whip ur dick out wednesday by cuurlykidem April 15, 2020

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle 

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.

"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018