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Pulled a Cassy 

When a guy pulls out his dick mid-skype call, and starts masturbating for no apparent reason.
Bonus points for creepy eye contact.
Chick 1: How's Homer?

Chick2: Yeah we don't talk anymore..
Chick 1: Why what happened?
Chick 2: Yeah he totally pulled a Cassy on me..
Chick 1: Ewww.. I always knew he was a perv...

Pulling a Catshark 

Expression relating to the ability to convince someone of something fanciful and untrue. Specifically, the existance of a housecat shark hybrid called a Catshark.
I don'd know if you're telling the truth, or Pulling a Catshark on me...
Pulling a Catshark by Careberyl January 27, 2009

harder than a cats 

Anything that is really, really hard. Like a cats head
Hey, Jiggy. Your boner seems really hard. Hard, like harder than a cats head!
I know. Thanks
harder than a cats by Pipksi September 16, 2013

Harder than a cats head

A phrase created by emergency services personnel who were trying to euthanaise a cat. The cats head was found to be incredibly strong. It is know used to describe anything especially strong. Often used to describe an erection. Now frequently used by TV commentators when calling AFL games.
Hey jonesy did you see that hot chick?
Yes, she got me harder than a cats head
diamond hard on erection
Harder than a cats head by Pipksi September 16, 2013

Hard as a cats head 

very fucking hard. Tough. Almost indestructable. Bullet proof.
#person 1 - is that bullet proof?
#person 2 - Yeah mate, its as hard as a cats head

shake a cats leg 

After you have intercourse with a truck you call your nearest indian truck driver for a quick refueling of your donkey ridden cowboy rooting tooting sister fucker bean eating mexican. so you may continue collecting used cum rags off the street to resell for a abortion pills for your truck.
aaahhhh man i can't wait to shake a cats leg
doc my cat needs mdyea back can you shake a cats leg mlady