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Amber Heard the bed 

Johnny Depp's career really Amber Heard the bed

Dirty Side Of The Bed 

When you run off a batch before going to sleepletting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.
You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed 

Alt: Got up on the wrong side of the bed. (Past Tense)
An expression that is typically used to describe a grumpy or irritable person, especially when the reason for their unhappiness is unknown.

It can also be used to describe when somebody wakes up in a bad mood which then lasts all day, possibly because they didn't get enough sleep or had an unpleasant dream the night before.

The phrase dates back to Ancient Rome, where it was considered bad luck to get out of bed from the left side, which itself originated in a very old superstition saying that everything related to the left-hand side was inherently unlucky. The modern English expression reflects that myth with a tongue-in-cheek play on words, suggesting that a grouchy person must have gotten out of bed on the "wrong" side, as opposed to the "right" side.
"What's with Wendy? She seems annoyed about something."
"I don't know, maybe she got up on the wrong side of the bed today."
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"You're acting like real jerk!"
"Sorry, I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I'm in a bad mood, but it's not your fault."

cat on the bed 

female night-time masturbation while partner is there, but unaware.
"is that you dear, or is it just a cat on the bed"
cat on the bed by myk January 28, 2005

rockin in the bed 

Verb:Making love or having sex

Noun: someone who is good in bed.
John and Nancy were rockin in the bed.

Is your new boyfriend rockin in the bed?

Red in the head fire in the bed 

Ginger haired girls are the best at sex
Friend1: oh your going out with that redhead we met at the bar.

Friend2: you know what they say “red in the head fire in the bed”