PoopShlong 

When a woman or man uses his or her own poop as a dildo. The poop must look like a Shlong. It is cheap and ghetto way to get a dildo. It is commonly used among white sluts who can't afford real dildos.

I saw a whore on a park bench using a PoopShlong when it broke inside her. It was not as cool as a plastic dinosaur.

PoopShlong by >NameGoesHere< May 1, 2014

poopslinging

When in a shower one shits in his hand and slings the feces toward a fellow showerer in retaliation for being pissed upon or some similar offence.

Joe pissed on me, so i poopslung all over him.

poopslinging by Anonymous May 6, 2003

poonshlogging 

the act of taking a poon and shlogging the hell out of it

The kids were late for school again today due to an excessive amount of poonshlogging the previous night.

poonshlogging by Drey Petrozzi November 11, 2006

poophlinger

One who poo's or has sharded himself and then continues to check with moisture to discover a chunk or two and complete this gesture by flinging the "poo" at someone.

kid1-"Hey i just farted soo bad and it was a wet one"
kid2-"Hahaha lemme guess, u crapped yourself!"
kid1-"Dunno, lemme check....omg nasty, Catch!!!"
kid2-"AHHHHH"

poophlinger by Johnny-C February 25, 2005

poopshabong 

a word that goes undefined; no one can figure out
meaningless..but funny

duuudeeeeee he just got owned, POOPSHABONG!

poopshabong by brianna k November 20, 2006

poopyshlongho 

when ashton runs over 80 paraplegics with a moped

yo ashton did u use ur specal move aka poopyshlongho

poopyshlongho by lilbilchildbeater March 21, 2020

pooplongstocking 

a girl that is a monkey with poop

hi missis pooplongstockings

pooplongstocking by poop February 9, 2004