Dick Melon 

Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.

"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."

Dick Melon by Jxst_a_thxttie June 14, 2018

melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

melon dick by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016

Big Dick Malone 

A game played by men, usually after large amounts of drinking. The men compare their dick sizes. The man with the largest member becomes the winner. All of the losers must refer to the winner as Big Dick Malone for the rest of the day.

"Ted became Big Dick Malone after dropping a full nine inches."

Big Dick Malone by Godbotherer March 29, 2009

Poop-dick Malone 

Noun; Having an undesirable/terrible result. Usually used with heavy sarcasm

"Hey Caleb, how did your game of cribbage go"?

"Poop-dick Malone bro. I got smoked by my girlfriend".

Poop-dick Malone by Gronkum May 31, 2017

dick maloney 

when there are absolutely no females in the room and it is full of guys

This gym is all Dick Maloney
Damn dude this place is full of Dick Maloneys

dick maloney by Black Silk February 19, 2010

dick face malone 

A guy by the name tj

Any persons with the name tj us a dick face malone

dick face malone by 2 percent May 20, 2018

Meelong Dick 

Jack: Meelong is looking for u
Donna: Meelong..who?
Jack: Meelong Dick!!

Meelong Dick by ur mom sucks cock March 29, 2003