parkiot 

Someone that parks like an idiot. Parking their vehicle with total disregard to other motorists.

This parkiot used multiple parking spaces to park his vehicle.

parkiot by P0rra March 12, 2014

parkitect 

a person who engages in the profession of architecture, but wastes the majority of his working life on drawing and counting parking spaces.

Small talk at a party:
Gorgeous blonde: "what do you do?"
John: "I am a parkitect..."
Gorgeous blonde "Cool! Sketching, making scale models, philosophy meets physics...?"
John: "ehm, yeah, and what do you do?"

parkitect by Edmanski March 25, 2008

partiot 

Just another redneck looking to become extinct thankfully.

Spotted in Hicksville USA where idiots protest against the pandemic.

Look at that stupid redneck wearing a "Partiot" patch on his jacket. Just makes you glad he's going to be extinct soon.

partiot by Hotty 2 Trotty April 20, 2020

Parkitecture 

Noun.
Temporary art, culture, leisure amenities* to facilitate informal, intergenerational gathering on public property.

That shade project in Cambridge is a masterpiece of parkitecture.

Parkitecture by ShadeCambridge February 24, 2025