Jaden's Theory

Since the earth is flat because a God sat on us, I can explain how the dinosaurs died. God flipped the earth over and the dinosaurs fell to the earths core and the dinosaurs melted. God then picked up the bones and burried it deep into the flat earth.

Jaden's Theory is better than 2 big asteroids colliding.

Jaden's Theory by 69Niggerfaggot69 November 8, 2020

Jaden Smith 

The guy who likes to talk about The Political And Economic State Of The World right now.
Jaden Smith is pretty cool

Gus: damn bro this fried chicken lowkey hittin rn
Jaden Smith: Can we just talk about The Political And Economic State Of The World right now? I don't have time for frivolities like indulging in fried poultry.

Jaden Smith by Qui-Gon Long-Dong April 22, 2022

Jaden Smith Syndrome 

When someone looks concerned at all times.

girl 1: "Why does Jessica look so worried all the time?"

girl 2: "She's not worried, she just has Jaden Smith Syndrome."

girl 1: "Oh. What a bitch."

Jaden Smith Syndrome by tastytacofridaysinmyass May 28, 2014

Jaden Sinkler

A GAY FAGGOT

Jaden Sinkler over there is so gay

Jaden Sinkler by The Real Brandon Rogers January 8, 2019

Young Jaden Smith 

Back when Jaden smith was a cute and adorable lil' rapper and actor, and not whatever he is to this day

"Yo man what's your favourite movie"
"Karate Kid, back when Young Jaden Smith, looked like he was going to be as famous as his father"

Young Jaden Smith by Shipyetshipwreck August 9, 2016

Jaden Smith Song 

Jaden Smith Songs means something that is amazing to the point it will change your life, though it is hated on by mean people because they don't want the secrets of happiness out there.

Dhar: Yo i just got done listening to a Jaden Smith Song, i feel like a new man
Steve: what the fuck man that shit is trash
Dhar: why?
Steve: uh idk heheh

Jaden Smith Song by OfficialJadrn February 5, 2021

Jaden-schrutt 

Sexually transmitted disease that turns your pubes red

Oh man after last night with Becca I was jaden-schrutted and it looks so weird.

Jaden-schrutt by Skrt skrt the squirt squirt May 29, 2019