Spaz Chaz

An electric scooter that is used by a disabled or lazy fat person.

"I just nearly got run over by the dude on the Spaz Chaz."

"Why don't you just trying walking instead of using the Spaz Chaz fatso."

"Check how fast that Spaz Chaz was going."

Spaz Chaz by Smelonpie December 30, 2013

chaz spaz 

A type of erection a paralyzed male gets. It's not fully hard (usually) and will frequently have a spasm causing the erection to bounce up and down.

Girl: (to paralyzed lover) Why's your hard on dancing, does it want it?
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.

chaz spaz by dylan w March 20, 2008