jogo

A totally new, hip way of saying video game. It means "game" in portuguese. This came from a Shitstorm episode of Two Best Friends Play of a game called "Pesadelo", a brazilian game with local language, because of that Matt and Pat started calling games "jogos".

"Hey bro, let's play some jogos!"

jogo by lu-cazr December 21, 2013

Jogo

Jogo is the definition of insanity!
This person would stay in the VC listening to a song on repeat for 29 hours for no reason!

Jogo is the type of person that would shave its legs with a box cutter just for fun.
Jogo is the one that made 9 alt accounts on discord for no damn reason.
#JOGO2024

Momo: Jogo is crazy!
Le Kat: Who? That boring person?

Jogo by not jogo April 2, 2021

Jogo

Get high on drugs

Gbogbo nkan ko la fi n jogo

Jogo by walenchy July 24, 2022

Jogo

The strongest Curse in the anime JJK, able to rival other anime characters such as Goku, Luffy and Ichigo. In other words: He is godlike.

Jogo: Nah, I'd win.

Jogo by NepgearAfficionado November 18, 2023

Jogo

The sexiest man alive. Sporting one, large eye and a head similar to a volcano, he’ll be sure to have your gooch soaked. He’s very short and is often referred to as a “gooch governor”. He enjoys Epi-Guzzling and getting ovrums.

“Yo bro, did you hear about Jogo?”

“Yeah man, he’s sexy as hell! My gooch is WET!”

Jogo by TheRealGoochTickler September 18, 2024

O Jogo Culpado 

A Portuguese 14th century ritual used to apologies to a deceased person whom died from the participant themselve's own doings.
Unknown of origin, this ritual involves collecting 1 drop of blood each from 5 "pure souls" and spreading them on the participant's most valued physical object; and then writing "O Jogo Culpado"; which means "The blame game", 3 times on it.
Then you are able to write your apologie on the deceased person's most valued physical object.

All of this must be done under a full moon.
If you are forgiven, the guardian angel of the deceased person will visit you in a dream and give you either a blue or purple rose to signify you being forgiving.

If your apology is rejected, the angel will kill you in your sleep.

A doctor killed a man by giving him the incorrect drug. He has decided to try O Jogo Culpado to redeem himself.

O Jogo Culpado by Mark Thornton May 9, 2018

Jogolev 

slang name for American actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Joeseph (Jo), Gordon (Go), Levitt (Lev). Ergo: JOGOLEV

Nathan : Hey man did you see JOGOLEV'S new movie?
Noah : Who the hell is JOGOLEV?
Nathan : Duh! Joseph Gordon-levitt!!
Noah : Ohhhh

Jogolev by speedy's October 7, 2012