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Loughrey 

'To do a loughrey'

This is a colloquial term from Coleraine, County Londonderry, Northern Ireland.

The phrase refers to a method of laughter; the perpetrator unveils the joke and proceeds to slap their leg. Simultaneously, the perpetrator adopts an inhuman grin, projects a dry hoarse laugh and scans the room with piercing, desperate eyes with the intention to induce laughter from at least one sympathetic person.

If the attempt is unsuccessful, the perpetrator must proceed to insult someone to cover up their failure.
Perpetrator: ''That's what she says''
Victims: ''Naw man''
Perpetrator: ''Well I'd shag Lyndsay Taggart''
Victims: ''Don't try to pull a Loughrey''
Loughrey by Billy Leondard April 24, 2010

The Loughrey 

A (sexual/rape) maneuver whereby the victim is forced to engage in
sexual acts with small-medium sized animals, usually a cat, small dog or rodent, whilst the rapist stands over and watches to his desire.
The first "Loughrey" act was performed by and named after luke george loughrey, whereby he let loose his caged and crazed rodent "bollenger" on a helpless victim.
"Whatever you sick bastard tries do not attempt the loughrey maneuver"
The Loughrey by billy timy smith II November 28, 2007

Michael Loughran 

A faggot that works at Leonardtown High School, who doesnt know how to do his job right, and also rubs up on female students.
Dude, did you Just see Michael Loughran touch that girl?

Dylan Loughran 

A fridged boi with ginger pubes and a 4.5 inch dick
Oh Dylan Loughran you ginger fridged cunt