secret agent status 

when a girl is at a party and she is scoutin for the best lookin guy in da club

dat dudes so fine ima about to be on my secret agent status

secret agent status by yetty b April 19, 2008

Secret Agent Sanchez 

You do a girl doggie style, and while u're having sex you stick your thumb up your ass. After you get a good amount of poo on your thumb, you pull on the girl's hair til her head is close enough for you to smear poo all over her lips!

Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)

I totally secret agent sanchez your mom last night!

Secret Agent Sanchez by Big "Fuck The Other Big Bosses" Boss November 10, 2008

secret agent squirrel 

greasy headed loser. one whom enjoys sitting on his own thumb.

tom is such a secret agent squirrel

secret agent squirrel by fish stick 123456 April 30, 2007

Secret Agent Black Square Screen 

Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a fictional character and online personality portrayed by one of, or several of the members of Los Lobos Alfa(or simply Lobos Alfa). The person(s) who portray Secret Agent Black Square Screen is/are believed to be in middle or high school, their exact age(s) is/are unknown. Secret Agent Black Square Screen aka Secret Agent Black often roams the hallways of Omegle, and other video chat platforms.

What if Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a member of the MIB, just like Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith?!.

Secret Agent Black Square Screen by Usuario Desconocido September 18, 2022

Secret Agent

When your dick is so small that you slip in undetected.

Shelly: Larry totes pulled a secret agent on my butt yesterday.

Amy: What do you mean?

Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.

Secret Agent by RodgerBirthCanal December 14, 2013

secret agent

A standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. Useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla's have run out and no bugger can be arsed with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. Ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach

No Rizla's? Secret agent time!

secret agent by Matt_the_don October 28, 2005

secret agent

A sex move made up by Alex waterman. Make a "gun" out of your hand and then do the same with the other hand add them togethor and insert it into the vagina and rub cliterous with thumbs

i gave that bitch a secret agent

secret agent by Nik Lund June 16, 2005