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dealer's dozen by onirebmit October 23, 2012
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Dealer's Choice
A play of words based upon the card game by the same name. Used when posed with a question, with at least more than one option to choose from, and no care as to which one is chosen by said questioner. Usually used when presented with the option for various goods, but can be used for more abstract concepts as well.
Ex 1:
Bartender: what can I start you off with? We've got some good IPAs, maybe a couple of shots to start off strong or perhaps a glass of whiskey?
Patron: Tell ya what, I'm not sure, so dealer's choice. What do you recommend?
Ex 2:
Dealer: So you said you wanted $300 of product? I've got some gas on deck. Maybe you want some wax or edibles on top of an ounce?
Patron: Dealer's Choice, my man. Hook it up. Be there in ten.
Dealer: Bet.
Ex 3:
GF: You're absolutely crazy!! What you have undiagnosed mania, sociopathism or psychopathy?!
Crazy BF: Heh. Who knows? Dealer's choice there.
Bartender: what can I start you off with? We've got some good IPAs, maybe a couple of shots to start off strong or perhaps a glass of whiskey?
Patron: Tell ya what, I'm not sure, so dealer's choice. What do you recommend?
Ex 2:
Dealer: So you said you wanted $300 of product? I've got some gas on deck. Maybe you want some wax or edibles on top of an ounce?
Patron: Dealer's Choice, my man. Hook it up. Be there in ten.
Dealer: Bet.
Ex 3:
GF: You're absolutely crazy!! What you have undiagnosed mania, sociopathism or psychopathy?!
Crazy BF: Heh. Who knows? Dealer's choice there.
Dealer's Choice by Hoxhaist July 6, 2021
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A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.
Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.
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Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.
Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed
Ben: I don't sell drugs.
Andy: But your phone.
Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.
Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.
Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.
Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.
Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed
Ben: I don't sell drugs.
Andy: But your phone.
Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.
Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.
Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.
Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.
Drug Dealer's Phone by Sieffy October 30, 2016
Dealer’s Teddy
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Dealer’s Teddy by Randompersondoingdumbshit April 28, 2022
dealer's choice
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Canada's Diaper
Another name for America/U.S.A
Usually used when someone says Canada is America's hat. I think America looks like a diaper more than Canada looks like a hat.
Usually used when someone says Canada is America's hat. I think America looks like a diaper more than Canada looks like a hat.
American: Haha you're from canada, you're our hat!! haha loser
Canadian: stfu, look at the map, and you'll see that America is Canada's Diaper. We Shit in you. And you cant get your dick up *points to mexico*
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Canada's Diaper by Slicknife April 2, 2010