It's like in the movies, when the bad guy is blackmailing someone, telling him the side where to drop the money, and he's telling to do no wrong moves (no wrong moves = no funny stuff)
Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.