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Al has a mush dick
Mush dick by Nev22 August 19, 2022

dick mush 

Someone who is similar to bag of dicks, but much worse. The dicks have soaked so long in their own douche juices that they still look likes dicks but the minute they are around other people they collapse into the most unpleasant person you have ever met.
Man, Derek has been a bag of dicks for so long he's now a bag of dick mush.
dick mush by hobiwan February 18, 2014

mush at me dick 

When u try to have sex with your girl but u have a floppy flaccid penis that just pushes against her vagina.
Man!!! U got dat mush at me dick!!!
mush at me dick by Van Nest February 1, 2020