fantom 

A wanna-be hipster of a man who sits in starbucks drinking sugar free skinny lattes writing docker-compose files thinking he's super cool instead of doing actual work.

look mom, a fantom!

fantom by DuchessOfLancaster May 27, 2023

fantom 

a member of the julie and the phantoms fandom

i love her merch,is she a fantom?

fantom by r67oop January 18, 2021

fantom 

When a guy looks so hot, in online dating walking in a bar, but always with a hat on. Once you meet him in person or go to find him in the bar, hats off, no hot guy, he went fantom.

Kris with a K was so hot, until he took his hat off and went fantom I couldn’t even fuck him in the dark.

fantom by Boo boo and the sheriff April 22, 2018

Fantom Poo 

a poo which you do but you dont feel it come out, you just hear the slash, you then look in the toilet and it isnt there.

When you have a slippy poo (Fantom Poo) and it goes down the pipe on its own

Fantom Poo by Tizmo January 14, 2008

fantom tax 

When a man nuts but no nut comes out. It is believed a fantom slurped up all the nut before the nut could come out, collecting its tax.

Sticking out your gyat with the rizzler. You're so skibidi, you're so fantom tax. I just want to be your sigma...

fantom tax by spaceistasty October 9, 2023

Fantom of the Opera 

Fantom of the Opera is a very powerful drink made from a combination of 40% Mellow Yellow, 10% Orange Fanta, and 50% 100 proof vodka. However more vodka can be added depending on how much of a real man you are.

Tool: "Did you just put orange Fanta in your King Size cup of Mellow Yellow??"
Real Man: "Yeah dip shit. I'm gonna see the Fantom of the Opera tonight!"
Tool: "You're so cool. Can I blow you?"
Real Man: "You're a fag, why do I hang out with you? Go drink some black gold you homo.

Fantom of the Opera by Funky_G November 22, 2009

Fantom Poo 

A poo which you do that you dont feel come out, you don't have to wipe and it flushes itself. You just hear the splash.

Roddy "I just did a Fantom Poo".

Tom "Lovely".

Fantom Poo by Zute Zute October 11, 2009