After delivering anal sex to a man or woman, you perform the Love Puddle by climaxing in the recievers rear end. After this, the said man or woman with cum in their anus, spreads their cheeks and lets it leak onto any hard flooring. (linoleum, hardwood, cement, ect...) The resedue of ejactulate is known as, the Love Puddle.

I had stumbled upon a puddle of semen and knew immediately, It was a Love Puddle.

Love Puddle by Seriously,don'tworryaboutit August 2, 2011

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lithuanian love puddle

The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!

Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!

lithuanian love puddle by JohnnyBad October 28, 2013

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Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

Wisconsin Love Puddle by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

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Puddle Love

A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.

"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."

"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."

Puddle Love by Gentlycough September 20, 2022

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