Someone who is insistent to do something with someone that the 2nd person is unable to do
"Hey want to play some Rocket League?"
"No, sorry I don't have it"
"Hey want to play some Rocket League?"
"No, I don't have the game quit asking, you bimperman"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"