wasted hand 

Verb. The act of being excessively high.

Mike: "chris, I'm high but not in my brain"
Chris: "mike, I think you're f*cking wasted hand"
Mike: "I must be wasted hand"

wasted hand by ABbCC420 September 10, 2013

Second Hand Wasted 

1.The feeling of being drunk when you have not been drinking, but are surrounded by people who are drunk.

2. Pretending to be drunk when you have not been drinking in order to fit in with people who are under the influence of alcohol.

Derived from second hand smoke

Astrid hadn't had a sip of alcohol, but the high spirits of the bar made her second hand wasted.

Second Hand Wasted by CandyCane8226 June 5, 2011

Washed her hand in Ivory soap 

ejaculate

She had cum on her hand after masturbation/washed her hand in ivory soap

Washed her hand in Ivory soap by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014