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Grandmom's Grocery Store 

When you go to your grandmothers house, and get all the shit you need... for free!!

Example: Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Bread, Milk, Cheese, Spaghettio's, Garbage Bags, Oreo's, Cereal, Pasta, Tuna Fish.

Anything she has that would benefit you.
We need toilet paper, lets go to Grandmom's Grocery Store.

Grocery Store Feet 

(Noun): When the bottom of someones feet are black like they've been walking bare-foot on a dirty grocery store floor.

Normally found on white people's feet because they have light skin and it is more noticeable, but is not limited to other ethnicity's feet.
Guy 1: Damn does she ever wear shoes?!
Guy 2: It don't look like it. She got grocery store feet!
Grocery Store Feet by capnkev April 9, 2009

Grocery store 

A place where my father goes to buy cigarettes for 7 years and then calls to say he forgot the milk
Ill be right back son *whispers in ear* tell your mom that I was going to the grocery store

Grocery store 

A grocery store is just a place where you can buy your groceries. Nothing to great about it!
I’m gonna go to the grocery store because we ran out of milk.

is my dad back from the grocery store 

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years
guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage