Skip to main content
ur such a T-Crap
T-Crap by clit June 9, 2004

don't give me crap 

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear
Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap 

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"
"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

i don't give a crap 

To not care
I don't give a crap about you!
i don't give a crap by ManBlo February 12, 2018

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt 

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!
"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

don't hurry be crappy

Similar to the saying don't worry be happy, but realizing the world is fucked & sometimes less is more.
When I started my new job, I was told by my co-workers, don't hurry be crappy.... so I set the bar low from day one. Best decision I ever made.
don't hurry be crappy by GlazeHer November 3, 2016