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my fucking life 

something that shouldnt exist
bob: my fucking life sucks ass
bill: can i fix that?
bob: ok
bill shoots bob with an ak-47

I'm fighting for my fucking life 

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.
John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

My Whole Fucking Life 

Being extremely irritated with something that happens way too often in your life

From Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber) by Death Grips
Guy 1: Hey, sorry your girl left you.
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, this shit's been happening to me my whole fucking life.

why is my life fucking hell? 

What someone says when they want to know why their life is hell.

what did you expect?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS MY LIFE FUCKING HELL?!?!??!?!?!?

fucking love my life 

"fucking love my life" is a term which is used when a person really loves/ is proud of his life.
Mark: Hey, just heard you got a promotion!
Jack: Yeah! I fucking love my life!

god i fucking hate my life

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.