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Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex 

The most incredible type of sex possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.

The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.

Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!
Guy One: "I headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked ass and I boned this really hot chick"

Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"

Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."

Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."

Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman 

The antichrist and bringer of fear. He is secretly Satan and will steal your kneecaps.
Hey, did you vote for Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman for prom king?

Super Awesome Gaming 

When something is super awesome gaming it is... Super... And awesome... And gaming... So yeah amazing description because I honestly have nothing else to say about this so... Yeah.
Super. Awesome. Gaming. Yay.

(also don't mind the GIF that's literally the only thing that fits this)
ERM IT LITERALLY SAYS SHOULD INCLUDE THE WORD BEING DEFINED EVEN THOUGH I DID INCLUDE IT-
OK THEN.
SUPER AWESOME GAMING
THAT BETTER?

ultra-mega-super-awesome

Anyone you know who is so awesome, this is the only way to explain it. It takes talent and skill to be this awesome. You have to be born with it. Anyone who is ultra-mega-super-awesome is pretty much perfection. When talking about it as a feeling, it's like saying "the greatest feeling in world" instead of sounding like a kid of "loser status".
Scott is ultra-mega-super-awesome and when I'm around him I feel ultra-mega-super-awesome too.

Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties 

When you are more than besties and will always be there for each other. You laugh at each others super lame jokes all the time! Ultimate Super awesome mega besties usually don't know how they became friends, they just upgraded from stranger to Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties
John: We are friends right?
Lisa: Of course! no im wrong
John: So we arent friends?
Lisa: No I meant we were Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Bestie

John: I love you so much Lisa, we are Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Bestie!
Lisa: I love you too John