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brokeback to the future 

An adjective used to describe closet homosexuality.

When one has yet to "come out," he or she is not yet officially gay. Thus, he/she is brokeback to the future. In the future (when he/she comes out of the closet), he/she will be fully and openly gay.

Inspired by the internet parody trailer "Brokeback to the Future."
Dude 1: Damn man, last night Jack was crying and shit during Little Mermaid.
Dude 2: Yeah man. He's fuckin' brokeback to the future.
Dude 3: Why the hell were you guys watching Little Mermaid together last night? I think all of you are brokeback to the future.

Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work 

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.
1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!

i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed 

An X song, You dumb fuck
I plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

You pussy
Stay down
You claim that you shootin', but hey
You know but you stickin' them rounds
Young nigga like Chucky, No cheese
Don't talk cause they comin', lil g
Yo mama was birthin', but she
She suckin' and fuckin' for free

numb to a broken heart 

Being numb to a broken heart means that you no longer feel the agonizing pain u once felt when u lost a loved one, friend, even girlfriend or boyfriend. U simply, feel nothing, only sympathy towards other is the only emotion u can receive, cause at that point ur not ur own priority.

how to treat a broken finger 

There are five ways to do this:

1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.

2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.

3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.

4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.

5. Or just go to the hospital.
Jonny I want to know how to treat a broken finger!

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie