ASMD

Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, Division. The four basic mathematical operations one learns in primary school.

Also a weapon in the Unreal series of shooters.

1. It's an ASMD calculator, but will it blend?

2. It's an ASMD combo! Double kill!

by Sergei Bagina March 11, 2013

ASMD

And suck my dick. Ice Cold's proposed sequel to his book FYM (Fuck Y'all Motherfuckers) in the movie Fear of a Black Hat.

I was going to call it ASMBD, and suck my black dick, but five letters seemed like too long a title.

by Scalabrini April 13, 2005

ASMDSS

ASMDSS - Awesome Shit My Drill Sgt Said

What started out as a simple Facebook page sharing stories of privates' experiences at Basic Training grew into much more.
Now, this page promotes fundraisers for veterans in need by selling some fucking awesome gear.
Most importantly yet, this Facebook page has been a source of help for battle buddies in distress. Lives have been saved because of the Admins and their actions.

If that isn't good enough for you, beat your face until you find meaning for your sorry excuse of a life.

"Hey man, have you seen that page on Facebook, ASMDSS?"
"Aw yeah, that page is the shit!!"
"I know! Look at this bad-ass gear i bought!"
"That's fucking insane."

by beatyourface November 28, 2012

ASMDSS

1) Awesome Shit My Drill Sergeant Said
2) Facebook page with the most badass motherfucking drill sergeants

Did you buy any of the new ASMDSS gear?

by Pvt Turtle November 28, 2012

ASMDSS

Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said. A virtual repository of stories, descriptions, and legends of the badass actions and sayings of Drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military, with a focus on Army Drill Sergeants.

ASMDSS not only tells stories of epic badass motherf*ckers, it also actively supports other military members through the profits of memorabilia it sells.

ASMDSS just raised money for a service member in need while telling the story of how a badass Drill Sergeant turned a bunch of crybabies into men and women that don't get their panties twisted over some slight discomfort.

by 12BEngineer November 28, 2012

ASMDSS

Awesome Shit My Drill Sergeant Said
The above statement explains everything.

Have you heard of ASMDSS? No? Beat your face!

by TheFirstBrando November 28, 2012

ASMDSS

Awesome Shit My Drill Sargent Said. It was originally started as a Facebook page ran by current and former Drill Sargent's, to show a lighter side of the going on of military life and its times and hardships it has since expanded into a world wide battle buddy system that seeks to help those in need of assistance that are prior military or current. It provides a way for like minded to communicate and blow off a little steam at times. They have expanded beyond the reaches of Facebook with their own site . if your not on their Facebook page and on the website then assume front leaning rest and BEAT YOUR FACE!

When asked what is the first place you should search when new to Facebook the answer will be asmdss

by dreamchilled November 28, 2012