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uber to my dick 

A song made by TisaKorean

Uber to Wheaton 

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’
We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.

Uber me to poland 

When you need uber to uber me to poland

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit