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Two's day 

The date of the 22nd of February, 2022, also known as 22/2/2022 or 2/22/2022. This day just so happens to fall on a Tuesday, hence the pun. Not to be confused with Twosday.
On this day... well... I don't know - do what you want. I mean, what did you do on 11/11/2011?
1. "I can't wait until Two's day."
2. "Ikr dude its gonna be so anti-climactic!"
Two's day by Larry Rat Dance Potter February 26, 2019
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Two's day 

Two's day is tuesday 2/22/2022 because there are a lot of two's en it's kind of a pun.
Person 1: When are we going to marry,Larry?
Larry: On Two's day my dear.
Two's day by Beetits June 18, 2018

Twos Day 

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.
Twos Day by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Zero Twosday

A weekly holiday that celebrates Zero Two, one of the best and most amazing girls in anime.
Uncultured swine: "Hey today is Tuesday isn't it?"
Me, an intellectual: "Incorrect you imbecile, for today is Zero Twosday!"

Zero Twosday

Zero Twosday is a globally recognized holiday celebrated on Earth by a recent unnamed religion formed in 2017, who praises the deity known as "Zero Two". While the holiday itself only officially occurs once every 100 years, worshippers of this deity are known to praise her weekly, similar to other modern religions. The first of three official, and globally recognized instances of this religious holiday being, February 22, 2022, followed by February 22, 2122, and February 22, 2222 (all 2/22/22).

It is of communal belief that she will return on the final celebration and it is widely considered a joyous occasion. Other believers seem to expect different forms of revenge from the return their goddess. Some mentioning things such as, 'Death by Face Sitting", or "Death by Thighs". Evidently a highly repentant religion, as often these implications and desires are followed by descriptions of the desire to be killed by Zero Two's thighs personally, with great emphasis on the thickness of said thighs. It is still unknown what sins these followers could have possibly committed to wish such treachery upon themselves.
Common usage:

"Happy Zero Twosday"

"I've never felt a woman's touch, but at least it's Zero Twosday."

"I'm so glad my $296 Zero Two figure finally came in, and just in time for Zero Twosday!"

"Everyday is Zero Twosday"

"TGIZT"
Zero Twosday by TheDesertScrub February 21, 2022
N. The other name for the second day of the week (assumeing you start from monday) Tuesday. Twosday is the day of the week where anything interesting happens. It may also be used as an excuse for doing things.
Twosday is a very flexiable word and is most used to discribe sexiual happenings. This is closely associated to the phrase "Only on Twosday"
1. Will you go to the dance with me? 2. Only on Twosday.

1. My god! what happened to Jim? 2. Twosday...
Twosday by Gwave October 23, 2007
TWOSDAY refers to the exceptional upcoming date 22-02-2022 | 02-22-2022 | 2022-02-22 – which no joke, happens to fall on a tuesday. The only comparable day has occurred nearly 1000 years ago.
"This TWOSDAY will be the last and only possible date, including the most identical figures the next 2 centuries – a historical event, everyone should be aware of. That's so rad." tu zdei/
TWOSDAY by THE 4WARDS June 10, 2018