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Acronym for First Post After A Red Name.

On some discussion forums, especially gaming forums, there is a forum metagame to see who can get the first post following that of a "red name" (a "red name" is typically a developer/employee of the company that makes the game the forums are dedicated to. So named due to their forum handle typically having a special color, such as the typical red).
Yay, I got my first FPARN on my favorite game's forums!
FPARN by Daemodand September 25, 2012
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A word which can be used when something is going wrong/ bad is happening. The word is made up of the words damn it, and darn with and “f”. It is also an alternative to swearing in front of young people. You can also say ‘a big/small slice of farn it, or a big/small chunk of farn it. if it’s a big/small problem.
*draws great picture, sister then knocks paint over it all*
“Oh farn it! My work is now ruined thanks a lot rachel
farn it by the farn it girl July 30, 2019
Related Words
FPARN farnam Farnaz Farnies Flarn Farnaam Modghar Fearne farn Farnham farnoush
An onomatopoeical expression used when describing a particularly memorable fart.
1.God, I remember that FLARNK that came out of your ass. It cleared the room.

2. Who flarnked a fart?
flarnk by Fart Flooper and Flarnker September 8, 2004
Fearne is one of the most important people you will ever meet. Don't throw away your chance to get close to a Fearne. Fearnes are extremely hot, intelligent and friendly people who will support you in any situation. Always up for a good laugh and also a serious talk. They could get you to hell and back and still be smiling. Fearnes are very strong people.
Fearne by jimmy_is_cool101 October 23, 2019

farnuculent

A made up word. An imaginary lexicon construction. A spontaneous utterance perhaps used by reflex or surprise. A word formed at random from a reaction similar to an onomatopoeia.
Farnuculent does exist as a real word, however, it is defined as a fabricated word.
I didn't understand the drunk man at the bar slurring his speech and mumbling farnuculent phrases. I think he was inventing insults and uttering them under his alcoholic breath.
Stubbing one's toe in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom might induce a phrase of phonetic peculiarity such as, "eeyaag!" This word, if used, would be farnuculent.
farnuculent by KhanSultans September 11, 2010
A sexy girl with long, dark, black hair and big, sexy, slanted brown eyes. Loves to laugh, jokes a lot. Beautiful smile. Can make you laugh in a minute. Gets jealous easily, very open-minded. She's never afraid to hurt your feelings; but she says it for the best. A sex magnet. very caring, wild, and INSANE (half the time). Is very short tempered but she can work on that. Farnoush is usually a Taurus; a rare breed. A heart-breaker, and such a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
I'd tap that farnoush. ;)
Farnoush by FarnoushAdmirer September 23, 2009
Farnaz means glorious coquetry, if you have ever met a farnaz you willl know, they are ambitious, hard working, big hearted and caring
dude 1: What is a farnaz?
dude 2: its another persian name with far -.-
Farnaz by nilika March 15, 2013