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Fearne is one of the most important people you will ever meet. Don't throw away your chance to get close to a Fearne. Fearnes are extremely hot, intelligent and friendly people who will support you in any situation. Always up for a good laugh and also a serious talk. They could get you to hell and back and still be smiling. Fearnes are very strong people.
Fearne by jimmy_is_cool101 October 23, 2019
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A weird bush but just with an extra A and E.
Guy 1: hey look at that fern
Guy 2: hey why don't we just make the word more complicated and add an A and an E
Guy 1: sure
Guy 2: cool

Guy 1: fearne lol
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A sophifosticated, classy young woman on the outside. How ever she's dirty as hell in the sack. Known for 10/10 blow jobs.
"How did it go with that girl last night"
"She was a real Fearne, treat her like a princess and fuck her like a porn star"
Fearne by ConnorB92 December 18, 2015
A word to describe woman who cook and eat their vaginal fungi whilst watching hentai
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Fearne by Cheezy farts February 13, 2026

Fearne Cotton

A person who you must shout "BITCH!!" at when you see or hear her for the following reasons:

A fucking bitch who is a childrens television presenter who thinks she is god's gift and that all the popstars she interviews fancy her.

She is a sad, pathetic bitch that always looks a complete fucking mess in whatever shitty clothing combination she puts together!

O yeah - the reason for the hatre is that she is going out with the gorgeous lead singer of the lostprophets - Ian Watkins - yes, if only it was "H" ex-Steps!!!
Person looks at TV : "Who the fuck is that scary bitch with no friends to tell her she looks a complete mess?"

Friend : "That'll be Fearne Cotton - BITCH!!!!!"
Fearne Cotton by Kalley January 2, 2005

fearne christian

a hot amazing woman who is superior to everyone. kind and amazing at everything they do.
fearne christian was walking down the street and everyone adored her!