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George Jones 

getting drunk, wrecking someone else's car, and getting arrested by the cops.
Nah, my old lady and me aren't on speaking terms anymore after I George Jones'ed her brand new Cadillac.

George Jones 

A fat cunt with hardly any friends. His only friend gets bullied and once got put into a bin.
George Jones
Geoff that guys is such a George Jones, he is fat, lonely and will die alone.
George Jones by James Whoreman July 25, 2018

pulling a George Jones 

when you get intoxicated and seek transportation via a lawn mower.
Clearance: dude, did you see randy last night?

Fred: yeah he was pulling a George Jones last night with that lawn mower.