mudhoof 

Resembling the crud-encrusted extremity of a hard-working equine, the mudhoof refers to ridiculously oversized labia which make the legendary "beef curtains" look like a fresh young peach.

Any owner of said mudhoof can also be referred to as one themselves.

"I choked while going down on her, as she was the owner of a particularly large, sweaty mudhoof."

mudhoof by Moon Daddy July 19, 2012

Mississippi Mudhook 

Dirty relative of the Mississippi Meathook the act of controlling the movements of a girlfriend by hooking her in the anus with your finger(s)

I was tickling rocking horse Wendy in bed last night
Did she try to get away?
Yeah she tried but I used my other hand to Mississippi Mudhook her so she wasn't going nowhere.

Mississippi Mudhook by Super Russel August 26, 2016

Mudoof 

A pokemon mix between Bidoof and Mudkip, often liked by certain mexican individuals
See Mudkips

So I herd u liek Mudoofs

Mudoof by darkamster March 27, 2009