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motorbike 

Intimate position, whereby the female's knees are drawn to the chest, with legs pointed straight up and feet turned out, like the handlebars on a motorbike. The male simultaneously grabs the feet and strategically "revs" the throttle, making motorbike sounds during the act, changing gears, and hitting the redline at climax!
Stan: How'd it go last night with the new girl?

Kyle: It was awesome! She's a lightweight like a 150CC, so I pulled a Ricky Carmichael and motorbike'd it! (makes engine sounds and pretends to rev the throttle) I think I may have twisted her ankle!
motorbike by Nick the Shark March 26, 2010
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motorbike 

Commonly misperceived as a "death trap", a motorbike is a fun and auxhillaurating mode of transport. Its lighter weight and easy maneuverability makes an ordinary street bike faster than a tricked up sports car.
That motorbike is fast.
motorbike by tthedawg January 30, 2007

motorbike 

saw a car in half and you get two motorbike 's
motorbike by afi_al January 8, 2006

Motorbike-sexual 

When one finds themself attracted bikes more than other humans, and constantly fantasises about motorbikes in an almost 'pornographic' way.
Dude, I dont dig chicks anymore, I'm a motorbike-sexual.

Motorbike slap 

A Motorbike slap is a swift vicious cock slap to the right face cheek or arse cheek
Brad loves getting Motorbike slapped by marcus both ways then returning the favour.
Motorbike slap by Ezzaronaldsenn October 3, 2016

Motorbike boys 

Whilst your doing a woman in missionary, have two other women go doggy style side by side infront of you. Put 4 fingers in both girls asses and your thumb in their butthole.
Jayden couldn’t get enough girls to do a motorbike boys.
Motorbike boys by Zavacz June 9, 2021

Fat Man On A Motorbike 

A game played on long car journeys. The aim is to spot fat men on motorcycles.

Once you spot one, you shout out 'Fat man on a Motorbike'.

This game can pass time, and winning can be very satisfying.
Joe: 'FAT MAN ON A MOTORBIKE!'

Darren: 'Yass! Let's start a new round.. cannot wait!'

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Kid: 'But I can't be fucked going on a 2 hour car journey to see a wretched old shrivel in a hospital bed!'

Dad: 'Quit whining. Play fat man on a motorbike with Garry or something. And don't talk shit about my maw.
Fat Man On A Motorbike by Har-Har August 17, 2010