Jack's Car Wash 

In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.

Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"

Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"

Jack's Car Wash by Magic striss March 13, 2009

Newton's Car Wash 

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.

You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.

Newton's Car Wash by mreman91 November 20, 2010

Clinton's Car Wash 

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.

"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."

Clinton's Car Wash by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017

Satan's Car Wash

Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.

My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.

Satan's Car Wash by TheDonkeyBomber June 3, 2018

Sioux City Car Wash 

The act of defecating on someone and cleaning them off with your urine.

Susie was a little freaky so I gave her a Sioux City Car Wash.

Sioux City Car Wash by Johnny M. Smith July 2, 2005

Seattle Car Wash 

Rain

Bob: your car's getting pretty dirty--you should get it washed

Joe: Nah, I'll just wait for a Seattle car wash

Seattle Car Wash by therealduffman October 5, 2011

Swiss car wash 

The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.

Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!

Andy: Why?

Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.

Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?

Swiss car wash by hatrick5 June 5, 2010