Denmark 

A magical utopia that American pundits like to point to.

Liberal: In Denmark they have an enormous welfare state, and they always score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have a larger welfare state.

Conservative: The Danish have more free trade than we do, and they score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have more free trade.

Liberal: We should create good public transportation, like Denmark has done!

Conservative: We should have a labor market as flexible as the Danish one!

Denmark by Oscar MacGorden September 14, 2012

denmark 

Where lego comes from!

Lets go to Denmark and see Legoland and knock down all the little lego houses when no-one is looking!

denmark by legoman April 29, 2003

denmark 

A wonderland where students are payed to study - and pay half of it in tax

Ask a danish student about the "SU"...

denmark by Bibliotekarstuderende February 17, 2004

Denmark 

The country where you may drink when you're 16 (which means we drink from the age 13).

Teenager in Denmark: "Hey mom, can you buy me a bottle of vodka for tonight? - Oh right, I'm 16 now, I'll just do it myself"

Denmark by idaida April 20, 2009

denmark 

Home of the most beautiful women in the world.

Take a stroll down Strøget and you will see....

denmark by Champ February 24, 2004

Denmark 

Illest country on earth. If you don't believe me, go there, see all the tall, blond women and trus' me, you won't wanna come back ta America where all the fat chicks roam free, feeding on whatever their pudgy little hands can reach

Person 1: Yo I was in Denmark this summer
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)

Denmark by SultanDenmark April 5, 2005

Denmark 

The cradle of all ciivilization. The girls are all tall blonde babes and the fellz are all hot professor types who knows karate.

Oh teacher, who invented fire?

-Nobody knows, but it was somewhere in Denmark.

Denmark by bookworm2000 June 2, 2008