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the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment 

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.
EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

a sense of pride and accomplishment 

What you will feel when unlocking a character in an EA game.
Shit, it took 40 hours to get Darth Vader, but damn do i feel a sense of pride and accomplishment.

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china 

Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)

Pulled a Price 

Saying something just to sound smart. Talking about a situation that you have no idea about. Spewing out bull shit as if it was a fact. The Answer Man.
I thought you knew what you were talking about but you pulled a price on me.

Everything has a price 

For the right offer anything can be sold
You want my car? Well everything has a price.