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A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.
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clubbing
to go to a driving range
ME: Hey guys let's go clubbing!
Kyle: Ya awesome! I'll bring my golf clubs!
(happiness for all ensues)
Kyle: Ya awesome! I'll bring my golf clubs!
(happiness for all ensues)
clubbing by Steveeee?#@$ April 16, 2008
clubbing
The act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repetitive music that a 5-year old composed. And you have to dress like you're going to a royal banquet or the bouncer will throw you out. Usually, illegal drugs are served so as to help the attendees tolerate the music.
clubbing
1) what the player who has a club flush draw on the flop in poker does
2)the act of jamming or ramming a golf club into one's anus.
2)the act of jamming or ramming a golf club into one's anus.
1) "Let's go clubbing, baby!"
2) "Do you guys want to loosen up and do a bit of clubbing before we hit the course?"
Wife asks her husband, "Hunny, why don't you ever use the drivers I got you last holiday?"
Husband replies, "Sweetie, only pros who have been clubbing for years are qualified to use drivers."
2) "Do you guys want to loosen up and do a bit of clubbing before we hit the course?"
Wife asks her husband, "Hunny, why don't you ever use the drivers I got you last holiday?"
Husband replies, "Sweetie, only pros who have been clubbing for years are qualified to use drivers."
Clubbing
clubbing
Participating, individually or with a group, in the more active aspects of urban nightlife. Term encompasses both dancing and non-dancing participation, sexualized and non-sexualized, and usually refers to large, perception- or mood-altering venues. Suggests, but does not imply, the use of drugs or alcohol. Can be applied, though only loosely, to clubs in the suburbs.
I was macking on some random hottie and wishing they'd play anything Calderone; Jay was grinding to strobes in the main hall; Bess was reapplying the body glitter she'd rubbed off on everyone else, and Biff was gamely slamming Grey Goose with the DJ. It was another night clubbing.