Weaver 

When you're searching for a parking spot and you find someone walking to their car. You follow them, however they trick you by weaving through cars and somehow end up on the other side of the parking lot.

You: "Hey I think I see someone going to their car!"
Friend: "Sweet, let's follow them."
You and Friend: "MAN! He's on the other side; what a weaver!"

Weaver by illusionisbliss June 25, 2009

weaver 

In Northeast Ohio, a derogatory name for a mentally retarded person. There's a school and workshop for the retarded called Weaver school... that's where the name came from.

Stop acting like a weaver.

weaver by mondeliste February 17, 2008

Weaver 

1.) (v) To puke or to hurl exclusively from intoxication, usually because you're a pussy. Not to be confused with vomiting associated with an illness.

ex1. Im fucking sauce bodyd I think im bout to weaver.

ex2. After just two hits of some of that nasty nasty, the bitch weaverd all over the backseat.

Preston: "Did you jus weaver?"

Corey: "Na man" (lie)

Preston: "Pussy."

Weaver by Amalarae July 18, 2010

Weaver 

noun- someone who tries to be slick in every situation; someone who lies about everything

"Have you heard about the new weaver in class?"

"He's trying to weave his way out of that problem."

Weaver by BlackSupaMan February 26, 2014

Weaver 

An arrogant prick who thinks he knows everything.

Brian is being such a Weaver today.

Weaver by Bataskic23 August 26, 2013

weaver 

to give or recieve oral sex with listerine strips.

i got my weaver on last night.

that weaver is the shit!

weaver by breezybitche$ July 7, 2008

Weaver 

A person who drives back and forth, goes side to side, zig zags, on highway lanes, like a fuckin maniac, presumably to pass.

Hey Sue, checkout the Weaver in the rearview mirror. He is coming up on you, now he switched lanes, and now he passing you on the right. He is zig zagging up and down the highway like a efnn maniac.

Weaver by Newman S. November 29, 2011