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Sloppy Fuck Hole 

You usually find them knocking on your door proselytizing some religion.
Rachel: (answers the door) Hello?
Sloppy Fuck Hole: Hello, sister. Have you been doused in the blood of the ram?
Rachel: Jedidiah! There’s a coupla sloppy fuck holes out here in nice white shirts asking to have their colons caved in.

Droopy sloppy gaping hole 

When you leave a young girls gammon flaps droopy and gaping
I left that two year old with a droopy sloppy gaping hole

Sloppy Icelandic Bum Hole 

Someone who is from Iceland and has an extremelly smelly, sloppy, and sweaty ass.
Boy : I broke up with my girlfriend
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!

Sloppy Stephen Butt Hole 

When a guy named Stephen has a butthole so sweaty and sloppy that it constantly leaks a chunky, dark brown substance that mildly resembles a placenta.
me : "Yo, broseph! what u wanna do today?"
Broseph Stephen : "Idk mayne, my sloppy Stephen butt hole is acting up today, might have to just stay in and massage my prostate"

me: "ok bro good luck."