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jerked off

The act of Jerking somebody off... sexual

this one's for you Melissa!
Daniel jerked some guy off! (ewww)
jerked off by D January 15, 2005

Jerked off

When someone is visibly angry or irritated but not to the extent of being pissed off.
“Hey, did you see how mad bill was this morning?” “Yeah he’s all jerked off”
Jerked off by BDizzy January 29, 2024

When's the last time you jerked off? 

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog 

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.
I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

Nvm I jerked off 

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
Nvm I jerked off by WillieDog February 17, 2025

horse jerker offer 

To reach down and rub a stallions man parts to collect his fairy juice
Hey kids I’m just your friendly neighborhood horse jerker offer”
horse jerker offer by Jaybeau FL January 29, 2018