Wadsworth 

Adj: Wads-worth
1) A Wadsworth is a person who whimsical, wonderful and wholesome.2) Is what you would call yourself when you are depressed for no reason and then you realize your not a Wadsworth 3) The feeling that is beyond Nirvana 4) Someone that is worth wads of money.

"Whoa I fell like a Wadsworth!!!!" to bad your not.

Wadsworth by GOD!!!! May 2, 2006

Wadsworth 

Unit of measurement. Equivalent to one amount of ejaculent.

How much salt do the potatoes need? About a wadsworth.

Wadsworth by Page0 June 14, 2018

Wadsworth 

Wadsworth, to: verb

To compulsively "like" on Facebook, regardless of the appropriateness of such an action.

Can also be found on Twitter courtesy of the "Favourite" and "Retweet" buttons.

"Don't know what to do...my granny's dying." *post*

*X likes your status.*

"AAAAARGH I GOT WADSWORTHED

Wadsworth by Richard Cliff June 4, 2013

Wadsworth 

Usually super sexy, except low low self esteems. Unbelievebly beautiful and hot, and a bit attention starved. Good at sports. Boy are lined at their door. Usually prone to family problems (Eating disorders, cheating, porn)

Wow, look at that hot Wadsworth... daammnnn
Why are Wadsworths so frickin sexy?
Wadworths are rare, and HOT!!!
I heard one of the Wadsworths are anorexic! And HOT!

Wadsworth by LalaQuanza November 24, 2011

Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.

The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."

Wadsworth Constant by ShigalHammoud October 2, 2011

Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant states that the first 30% of any YouTube video can be skipped as it is irrelevant.

Go to YouTube - pick any video and skip to 30%. Rewatch the whole video and see if the bit you missed at the beginning adds anything. If not the Wadsworth Constant is in action.

Wadsworth Constant by GFEDCBA4321 October 2, 2011

Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth constant, first postulated by Redditor Wadsworth, states that one can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content.

The constant itself is indicated by the lower case Greek letter Xi (ξ).

By applying the Wadsworth Constant to the above text, we find that it is shortened to a much more readable version.

"One can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content."

Wadsworth Constant by IamIvan October 2, 2011