"Ski season" condensed into its own word and its own season, because:
1) "ski season" is too hard to say, especially after you've been Aprés-ing.
2) it's the best 6-8 months of the year (year-round for the die hards), so why not give it it's own season.
3) I am THE Professional Aprés-Ski Instructor and I make the rules.
There are 8 seasons: summer, fall, skison, winter, 2nd skison, 2nd winter, spring, 3rd skison.
A portmanteau of ski and season, denoting the period of the year during which ski resorts operate and conditions are suitable for recreational or competitive skiing. The skison typically begins with the first sustained snowfall and concludes when temperatures rise sufficiently to render slopes unsuitable for use. Its duration varies by region, elevation, and climate.
A character from the webseries, "The Most Popular Girls in School." She is a student from Overland Park High School with a French accent who claims to be from France, when in fact, she's a fucking bitch from Montreal. She often says, "how do you say", before saying words she clearly knows how to fucking say.
A Slison in the simplest term is a person who 'fails at life' to the highest degree.
To qualify they must meet all these conditions:
1. Love moustaches
2. Believe that unicorns will one day magically appear
3. Defend pervy old men