Fapnapkin

(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.

Johnny had his fapnapkin by him at his bedside

Fapnapkin by Roastmasters September 15, 2010

Fap Napkin

A derogatory term equating the person at which it is directed to a napkin used to clean up splooge after a vigorous fapping session.

"God, I hate (insert name), he's such a Fap Napkin!"

"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"

Fap Napkin by Inebriated&Insolent September 9, 2011

Fagnapping 

When a gay man is kidnapped or abducted for all types of kinky pleasures.

Dude I was going to Mickey D's and saw a fagnapping of a guy in broad daylight.

Fagnapping by joyjoy_flying monkey May 19, 2009