Skeep 

To go to sleep, while still on skype with a friend.

Trac: Are you going to sleep by yourself tonight?
Vu: Nah, I'm going to skeep with Christina

Skeep by Urbanmaster952 August 3, 2011

skeep 

sketchy creep. Someone that is being super sus

Stop looking at those girls Zach, you’re being a skeep

skeep by notaskeep69 February 13, 2020

Skeep 

A combination of "Skeet" and "Sleep". Generally referring to the act of rubbing one out and falling asleep during or immediatly afterwards due to being tired as hell.

"Yesterday was a long ass day at work. I tried rubbing one out but ended up skeepin instead."

Skeep by ziah December 16, 2006

skeep 

Cheap; Someone who says they owe you somthing and never give.

stan:dude im a skeep
Jon: i know

skeep by doesntmatter2412412442 September 7, 2006

Skeep 

Skeep-the state of one being a cross between a shark and a sheep, or a skank and a sheep. Often ugly but verry fuckable if your drunk enough. Have the face of a sheep but will do you like a pornstar.

1. Bro dont go for that Skeep
2. Skeep's are good in bed but could you bring her home? Look at her face
3. Awh shit dude! Last night when I got drunk I slept with a total skeep and now she wont leave!

Skeep by BrettonB June 16, 2014

Skeep 

To urinate involuntarily in one’s underclothes, usually as the result of extreme fear, hilarity, or excitement.

If you make me laugh again, I think I might skeep.

“pee my pants” - This can mean one is laughing so hard that bladder control is lost, or that you’re very scared and a little squirt gets out. This definition actually shows up in the OED with a citation of 1946.

Skeep by kelley-john-brad-sarah December 18, 2008

Skeep 

An individual who has a shit fetish.

I would but she is a skeep

Skeep by Mr.gno May 2, 2018