fairytale

1) something that was made up for a childs purpose of amusement, usually invovleding knights, dragons, fairys, and things of the like.
2) something humans call when they cannot possibly ever comprehand and since thusly fearing it so they call it to a fairytale.

human: THIS IS ALL A FAIRYTALE!!!

fairytale by Ashleii December 1, 2002

Fairytale

Bull-Dike from Germany with more testosterone than a body builder on steroids. Has psudo-adam's apple. Attempts to write a Kingdom Hearts fanfic but fails at it about as hard as she does passing as a woman. Likes to troll in #Nipponsei and dish it out, but cannot take it in. Bulldike Bull-Dike Yuritale Troll

Person 1: ZOMG did you see that dude???
Person 2: What dude, that was a Bull-Dike?
Person 3: No Man....That was a Fairytale

Fairytale by Nipponlesbos October 18, 2008

Fairytale

Bull-Dike from Germany with more testosterone than a body builder on steroids. Has psudo-adam's apple. Attempts to write a Kingdom Hearts fanfic but fails at it about as hard as she does passing as a woman. Likes to troll in #Nipponsei and dish it out, but cannot take it in. Bulldike Bull-Dike Yuritale Troll

Person 1: ZOMG did you see that dude???
Person 2: What dude, that was a Bull-Dike?
Person 3: No Man....I think I sort of saw an Adam's Apple...That was a Fairytale

Fairytale by Nipponlesbos October 18, 2008

Fairytale of New York 

Possibly the only Christmas song with the word "faggot" in it. Also possibly the greatest Christmas song ever, telling the story of two Irish immigrants in New York City, and how they have had a falling out because America wasn't what the boy promised the girl it would be. Written by Shane MacGowan and sung by him and Kirsty MacColl. Go look it up on Youtube. You will find it better than the same old Christmas songs.

"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot!

Happy Christmas your arse I pray God its our last." -a verse from Fairytale of New York

Fairytale of New York by Keith MacKenzie December 1, 2010

Fairytale syndrome

The belief that it's possible to have the perfect relationship with a partner. A relationship that's equal to the hopelessly romantic ones seen in movies. A relationship that will remain forever innocent. This ideal comes with an absence of pragmatism along with obvious naivity.

That said, this ideal does have its positives. Fairytale syndrome often pushes the believer to be the best that they can be within a relationship and therefore leads to happiness in the long run.

However, because it's unrealistic, the believer will likely grow to resent themselves or their partner for not adhering to their ideal.

Sally: '... I don't even find other men attractive, Joe is perfect. He is the best looking man I've ever seen. I could never be angry with him. I'll love him this way forever.'
Christina: 'Sounds like you have fairytale syndrome. '

Fairytale syndrome by Anzdanz April 12, 2015

Fairytale Faggot 

When a person is being soo gay that it reminds you of a pickle sniffer. Someone who was so uber gay with other mans penises that they dream about doing it in their sleep

You reminded me of a fairytale faggot the other night!

Fairytale Faggot by the only one left August 7, 2010

fairytale fucked 

To be Humped by a fairytale creature or to engange in intercoarse or otherwise copulate with creatures of a magical, fabled or otherwise mythical origin

Im going to Humpedey Dumpety you

You are fairytale fucking me?

Yes you are fairytale fucked.

fairytale fucked by Haradrel December 27, 2005