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Spunklunk 

(Verb) To ejaculate onto a persons ceiling in the hopes it will fall back down onto them.
"What the hell is this crap on my head? You were spunklunking in my room again werent you?!?!?!"
Spunklunk by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004
Putting your sperm in someone's drink. Like the Orange County guy that shot his wad into his coworkers water bottle.
That girl pissed me off so I spunkdunked her and laughed my ass off as she drank her water with my load.
Spunkdunk by King of all Urban September 20, 2010

spunkjunkie 

1.someone addicted to spunk and suckin cock

2. someone who talks such shit he may as well have his mouth round a cock

3.General insult to a knobhead
"Your mom is a total spunkjunkie"

"haha i may be shooting up and smoking Meth but at least im not a fucking spunkjunkie. now shut up and pass me that spoon"
spunkjunkie by Fidbag October 8, 2006
A sexual activity whereby arousal may be achieved (forcibly) by ejaculating on the chest of another, and then partaking of the ejaculatee's head and submitting it unto the ejaculatory fluid.
Having spermed on Marisa, Marisa took Dan by the hair and made him lick it up. Teh spunkdunk lulz <3
Spunkdunk by Teh real creaminess October 3, 2008

splunkalunk 

an expression proclaimed by men with a turkey neck fetish to indicate a female with excessive neck flab.
check out the splunkalunk on gertrude!
splunkalunk by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

spunkbunker 

if refering to a female it would be a slut, if a male its a faggot!
that ho is such a spunkbunker, she got loaded full of spunk by that fudge-monkey!
spunkbunker by Irax October 13, 2003