two heartbeats

When a girl says she has two heartbeats, she’s saying her pussy has a heartbeat too from being turned on.

Girl: you’re so hot I have two heartbeats!

Boy: damn girl are you really that turned on?

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“you’re so sexy”

“omg that just gave me two heartbeats !”

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Two heartbeats

When a girl is turned on,her pussy starts to throb in a way a heartbeat does. So they call it two heartbeats

Boy:*touches the girls' inner thigh*
Girl:"totally not having two heartbeats right now"

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Its a saying which to describe someone whos able. Possibly to do something for themselves or walk somewhere.

Friend: Can you pass me the remote?
Me: You got two feet and a heartbeat you go get it

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What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)

I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...

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