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Historyvisonism 

The practice of History Revision. Revising history to fit the politically correct popular mandate, regardless of pesky historical facts.
Example: “Historyvisonism will show, the Jews in the ‘Concentration Camps’ actually died of diseases, not gassing!” Or... “According to historyvisonism, the Twin Towers were obviously imploded by the U.S. government, Al Qaeda had nothing to do with it!”
Historyvisonism by JD Ellis February 16, 2008

historisist 

one who knows much history, but only lets out small amounts to either (a) annoy people or (b) try to make themselves seem intellegent/funny/cool/historiful.
Person: Is historisist a word?

Historisist: It is now.
historisist by Monkeyfart February 6, 2006

Historism 

Word used mostly by Roleplayerss, might have also been used by Xerxes in 300 (not confirmed.)
Blue ass: "You gotta shut up honestly."
LadyZenith: "I'LL MAKE YOU DEATH AND SEND YOU INTO THE HISTORISM!!"
Historism by RyuSensei April 26, 2008

historgasm 

When one is overpowered by an intense, almost sexual lust for all things historical.

This is often manifested in the form of increased heart rate, ooh-ing, aah-ing, pointing or rapid photo taking, directed towards historical persons, architecture or artifacts.

For those afflicted, historgasms can also result from any exposure, however limited, to any form of historical discussion or reference.
"I had a total historgasm last night thinking about the mighty conquests of Julius Caesar."

"Everytime I see a castle, man, my body just...historgasm man. Those turrets."

"I historgasm everytime Prof. Smith enters the lecture theatre, he's just so passionate about his work."
historgasm by CaesarsConquest April 28, 2014

historyical

a past notable for its important, unusual, or interesting events, and also hilarious.
Elvis died on the crapper, which is true and historyical.
historyical by inreflection7 August 26, 2011

historyisiam 

Being racist to history
why you being historyisiam
historyisiam by OK BOB January 14, 2019