cuntlord 

One who is unable to detect sarcasm and is wholly oblivious to irony and facetiousness.

MF_Nerg is a cuntlord because he thought people saying Shakira were ska were serious.

cuntlord by skapunx4lyfe October 20, 2006

Cuntlord 

Someone who is a cunt but has extensive power over others.

Fuck, my boss is being a fucking cuntlord today

Cuntlord by Kalopsia_m January 1, 2019

Cuntlord 

A legend of the game and will be heavily missed, best twitter account going

Ah did you see cuntlords tweet the other day what a legend

Cuntlord by Mashley cole December 30, 2019

cuntlord 

having many "cunts" surrounding you many hours throughout the day

-OR-

having a huge vagina across your forehead, cuz yous a bitch!

Damn, fuck that cuntlord Jack, he hangs out with a bunch of fags.

cuntlord by Apu Onyomomma October 11, 2006

Cuntlord 

Somone that is Dylan Ross or acts like Dylan Ross

“You fucking cuntlord why’d you fuck your dog”
Dylan-“I’m a cuntlord”
Somone that acts like Dylan Ross-“I’m also a cuntlord”

Cuntlord by Cuntlord November 12, 2018

cuntlord 

1. when someone is being a mega cunt.

like Fiona Gallagher in Shameless US.

2. when you are the lord of vaginas/ when you have a massive vagina hole.

1.Ian: "Fiona"
kids repeating after him: "Fiona"
Ian: "is"
kids: 'is"
Ian: "A cuntlord"
Kids: "A cuntlord"

2. "I heard jojo is a lesbian, what a cuntlord" or "omg Karen just gave birth so 6 kids, she must have a cuntlord"

cuntlord by specialgal432 February 4, 2024

Cuntload 

A fucking lot. Similiar to fuckload, but more by a factor of 10. This is due to the increased severity of the prefix.

Yer, I'll bring a cuntload of bread over, we're gonna get the munchies big time on this hydro shit.

Cuntload by Jamima courtesy of caity. August 14, 2008