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brain fucking 

is: providing one with unclear/wrong/false information about the current situation and/or misstating/misprinting one with actual truth that helps to understand the situation better and to evaluate the outcomes.

purpose: make you wait as long as it possible until the decision is made - usually not to your likable outcome

common for:
1 (anything whatsoever): keeping something on hold but knowing they won't need it or use it.

2 (interpersonal):
a) situations when someone can't make up their silly mind and try to take their time until they finally decide that they don't need you anymore;
b) "just in case"; "plan B"; "fuckable alternative"

leading to: false understanding of situation; irrelevant priorities; wasted time; faded dreams; fucked brain. yes.
1)
- So is John buying a car from you ?
- I dunno really.. he haven't gave me any clear answer yet, but asks to wait for one more month
- Umm.. sounds like brain fucking to me, really.

2)
- He doesn't call me, doesn't want to meet up, but send me sms's that miss me once a week ! I don't understand !
- He's fucking your brain, thats all.
brain fucking by i.o. January 26, 2007
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Brain fucking 

The act of inserting ones penis in a persons ear and literally fucking someone else’s brain
Guy 1: how did your wife die again?
Guy 2: we were brain fucking a bit to hard

having a fucking brain 

Greg"insert dumbass opinion"
Mike" can you start having a fucking brain"

fucking brian

A person in a group of friends that no one fucking likes. He is just there so you and your other friends can tear him down.
Shit guys here comes fucking brian
fucking brian by Jesseeeeeeee August 6, 2006

Fucking Brian

a noun, not verb. he's an awesome dude who loves getting into shenanigans. usually tends to be flipped off when biking and has amazing gray hair for their age. the least liked person in his group of friends.
"a shit, fucking brian's coming!"
"dammit, run!"
"yea he's on his bike, too. let's flip him off!"
Fucking Brian by mawia menosa July 11, 2009

Fucking your brains out 

Girl 1 "Henry came home yesterday horny as anything"
Girl 2 " Did you spend your night fucking your brains out?"
Girl 1 " Yep - we went at it all night like rabbits"

Brainfucking 

Having an intellectual conversation with someone, at such an intense level that you reach mental orgasms, as if both brains were having sex.
Brainfucking:

"We don't only have physical sex, we also brainfuck a lot. She gives me amazing mental orgasms"
"Lucy likes brainfucking better than actual sex"
Brainfucking by immaterial labour February 5, 2015