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FYS (Fall Yellowjacket Syndrome) 

FYS or Fall Yellowjacket Syndrome is a pattern of behavior associated with an identity crisis in older single men, who become bitter, hyper competitive, misogynistic, and narcissistic trying to assert their worth to others when faced with the realization that they will die alone.

Just like a yellowjacket wasp is more likely to become aggressive and sting in the fall, the male with FYS is prone to lash out, engage in maladaptive coping strategies such a heavy drinking/ drugging, take a renewed interest in youthful hobbies to prove he's "still got it", and repeatedly act absolutely nasty towards younger / more fulfilled people than himself whom he is envious of.
Erik has FYS (Fall Yellowjacket Syndrome). Erik couldn't congratulate Daniel on his job promotion without including several backhanded compliments and saying how much more he can lift than Daniel.

You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa

When someone has done something highly embarassing, but it is equally as hilarious. Has its origins in the British tv show, "I'm Alan Partridge".
A: Hey, John just ran into that big pole over there!
B: You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa!

Fall off your Danskos 

Originally meant to describe someone rolling their ankle while wearing Dansko shoes, which have an unforgiving sole. Evolved to mean wearing any shoes too high and slipping, tripping, stumbling (drunk or not), falling, and rolling or breaking their ankle.
Girl, you better watch yourself before you fall off your Danskos and take out an entire table on the way down!
Fall off your Danskos by ginnypigsoup September 11, 2012

fall off your horse 

A saying you shout when you hear a loud obnoxious car driving on a calm road
Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”

dont fall asleep yet 

its a song by powfu and something you would say to your friends<33
person 1: ima sleep</3

person 2: dont fall asleep yet

what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor. 

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what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.