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Catification 

Catification is the art of making changes and adjustments to your home that meet the needs of both you and your cat (aesthetically and spatially). You want to create spaces that really satisfy your cat’s primal instincts and challenge them the way being outdoors does. Your cat’s instincts propel them to jump, perch, climb, play, sleep, eat, hunt, and claim their own territory. So chances are, you need to create additional spaces for them to do this. If your cat is showing signs of aggression or behavioural issues, it might be because one (or several) of their primal needs aren’t being met. Guardians need to get their cat mojo going! The key to a confident, secure, and happy cat is catering to these urges, and providing the necessary outlets for them to do so.
"I want to my home better for my cats" - "Dude, you're talking about the art of Catification!"

"My cats don't seem very happy, what should do" - "The answer my friend is Catification"
Catification by The catman99 June 10, 2020
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cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.
Total cuntification in this town.

A+ Certification 

CompTIA A+ certification validates foundation-level knowledge and skills necessary for a career in PC support. It is the starting point for a career. The international, vendor-neutral certification proves competence in areas such as installation, preventative maintenance, networking, security and troubleshooting.
The A+ Certification was the hardest multiple choice test i have ever taken. I'm surprised I even passed.
A+ Certification by I Passed August 15, 2011

chonga++ certification 

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.
Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?

Clamification 

Clamification- the process in which your hands get all clammy from sweat.
Trin- Hey caitlin, how are you?
Caitlin - not great ive been going through a lot of clamification recently
Trin- oh no liam relates.
Clamification by TRIN QUOTES September 9, 2018

Crabification 

When non crab life forms evolve into crab like life forms.
Lobsters have experienced crabification.

Cumification 

The process of fat, middle-aged weebs nutting over a woman wearing cat ears and a latex body suit
Neil was over-come by the process of Cumification after watching The Dark Knight Rises
Cumification by backjailey October 27, 2020